That awkward moment when Tom Felton finds out...
I got excited when I got striped boy underpanties.
Under…panties… panties… ^ WTF KINDA WORD IS THAT??
I'm gonna celebrate when my posts hit 666.
I really gotta pee,
but I’m afraid that if I get up the horrible cold ass wind will blow me away from one side of my drafty house to the other.
That awkward moment when your trying to sing along...
Now he's in my house.
Don’t let the door hit ya on the ass.
What me and bitch, Sara, would do.
That awkward moment when you can't get to Station...
That moment when you're baked out of your mind and...
sparksflyy04: you think you’re a unicorn so you’re walking around like this then when you see the cop you’re like but you’re too hungry to turn around so you’re like you’re getting closer to the cop so you’re telling your friend you gotta be like but you end up like you’re tripping balls cuz you know you look high so you’re like “I’m going to jail” then the light turns green...
ohmyoscar asked: I <3 youuuu!
Is so cute!!