March 2010
34 posts
Anorgasmia:
General term to describe the inability to reach orgasim.
that fucking sucks! (No pun intended ;D)
“If for one minute you think you’re better than a sixteen year old girl in a...”
– Gerard Way (via mariafosheezy)
HA, bitches.
In Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire:
The Death Eaters are like the the book’s KKK.
Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if...
Even if it wasn’t for them, I do it all the time.
When you get a nosebleed...
Its your nose having an organism.
“I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep.”
Fml.
Seriously.
One more year, one more year…
Being a teen is fucking depressing.
Gut Nicht!
Work tomarrrrrow! Woot!
Off to bed with a security system, thy should know why.
>.>’
My friends rape me in the hallways.
That’s straight up love.
But boob grabs…OFF! Jeeeeeez.
“Set your Hearthstone where your heart is”
– http://adreamfromameow.tumblr.com (via adreamfromameow)
"You hide things and you intimidate ppl but i know...
“Shit, you see through me.”
This is normal conversation,
Nils: You know what would be hilarious after sex?
Me: Many things, but let's not go there.
Nils: Well ok, anywho afterwords when everything gets quite, you take a bit of jizz right.
Me: ......ok?
Nils: And you go across the other persons forehead with your thumb, and in a serious tone say, "Siiiimmmmmmba!"
Me: O.o OMFG ROLFWAFFLECOPTER
Hawt.
xD
“You must intensify and render continuous by repeatedly presenting with...”
1 tag
Sexual harassment.
How it tends to go:
Note: you may not really understand this unless yer a bit of a nerd…haha.
Nice pants, baby. What’s the drop rate? Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 24 stam gems. Do ya wanna grind? Yeah, that’s right… I’m hung like a tauren. I’ve heard that you are an Epic mount. Come on, girl… I have the blessing of protection! Why don’t you seduce me?...
I Think I have a feather duster down my pants.
